Don’t worry!
All you B3tan Babes that fancy men old enough to be your fathers…the feeling is almost certainly mutual.

Now, form an orderly queue while I prepare myself…no…don’t bother, just rush me all at once!
(Che Grimsdale is now officially a Wise Old B3tard, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:01, Reply)

Finally one I must fit in...
I was about 6 when I sat before the grace of the Childlike Empress in the Neverending Story.

I don't still, I swear... not even just a little...?
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:53, Reply)

Pete Doherty
It would be inappropriate if my other half weren't a smack head too.

And no....I do not.
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:32, Reply)

Everybody needs good Neighbours......
I used to have a crush on the actress who plays Susan Kennedy ......until I found out that the she's a raging lesbian and she always wears long sleeve tops - that'll be to cover all the tattoos then...:(

(Not got anything against lesbians but it kinda ruined the fantasy that she doesn't take to smoking teh cock!)
(stonersmurf is higher than you, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:31, Reply)

fwoar
I had this music teacher who was HOT. At the age of 15 or something I had a chance to fiddle with myself while picturing her pretty face and perfectly hemispherical breasts. I wrote a bit of erotic fan fiction about her at one point, which unfortunately (for me) happened to get into the hands of my schoolmates. I don't think I ever lived that down.
( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:29, Reply)

I'm sure he thought it was...
When my fiance first met me, we were very similar in terms of personality, but in terms of politics, physical looks, etc we were total opposites. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", he's very well built and a little chubby, I'm tiny and curvy, I was a left-leaning veggie from a lower income home and he was actively right wing and from a rather well off very middle class home. He spent most of our first meeting making fun of me and trying to crush my hand (I told him it wouldn't work, it's like they're made of rubber, but he wouldn't listen!).

Three days later he asked me out

I said no, as I already had a boyfriend

One week later we met again at a friend's house

Halfway through the evening he takes me aside and says:

"Uh, I was talking to Joel from school, telling him how I'd met you last week and he said 'Oh, Hampster, you mean the test-tube baby with the lesbian mother?'. Is there something you should be telling me?"

"Um, yes, yes there is..."

I'm sure after that he thought it was a very inappropriate crush. Didn't make any diffrence though, although I have made his life far more 'interesting' than it would otherwise have been.

One day I'm going to kill Joel...
(Hampster Squared, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 11:29, Reply)

thinking back....
...crushes I've had on people I actually know, always seem to be on ones that remind me of me....


is that inappropriate?

(I am pretty special)
( Vipros is burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 11:14, Reply)

First Teacher
When i was Four my first teacher was Miss Leavy. I was besotted with her. Once i even tried to put my hand down her top.

"For Gods sake Alvy, even Fraud talked of a Latency Period"

Well i never had a Latency period!
(Hendrix73, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:50, Reply)

Your mother...
Especially when she is wearing her Freudian slip...
(Wascally Weasel Is being nibbled to death by cats, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:52, Reply)

oh god yes...
axl rose in the 80's... why so inappropriate? not the drugs, booze, rock and roll lifestyle... but LONG GINGER HAIR AND A GINGER BEARD!

anyway, have you seen him recently? stupid old fool, looks like his stretched face is covered in clingfilm.
( rachelswipe is loving the return of teh frank!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:43, Reply)

My "best mate"...
(but literally) fancies both his second cousin once removed and her daughter. He thinks it's ok as it's distant enough family. You, and I, may feel differently.
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:28, Reply)