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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)

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I'm a Dad of two
but I'm still up before everyone on Christmas to open my presents.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:33, 8 replies)

~~open my presents~~ roger the wife senseless.
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girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:34, closed)

~~senseless~~'s sister who's staying over for Xmas.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:36, closed)

~~who's staying over for Xmas~~ 's husband in my one chance to consummate our secret gay affair.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:40, closed)

~~in my one chance to consummate our secret gay affair~~ every day in December like some sort of bum-stretching advent calendar
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:46, closed)

I concede without even a chocolate joke
in honour of the term 'bum-stretching advent calendar'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:51, closed)

Saucy git.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:43, closed)

It's what I do
whilst you're downstairs opening your socks and Old Spice gift-set.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:44, closed)

But
I live in a bungalow...

Dad?
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:55, closed)

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