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My dad will often walk purposefully into a room
He'll reach the middle, stand there for a second, say "No!", and walk out again.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:21,
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I often
Walk into other people's houses, say "no" and walk out again. But that's because I was always taught to say "no" to strangers
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:30,
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He was
probably
Woking
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18,
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Sir, I would kiss you, but for fear of it breaching the court injunction.
I didn't know it was online. I should have thought.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:30,
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As long as it keeps you happy and at home
and not messily violating either me or the restraining order, that is more than thanks enough :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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Oh they all say that!
They all say that!
They all say that.
They all say it. They all do. All of them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:51,
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THEY ALL SAY THAT!
ARRRGH!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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And I thought I was special :-(
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:06,
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thank you for this.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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np :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:16,
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