Every time I go to the toilet for a poo
And I have to wipe more than once is a crushing disappointment.

I wish someone would tell me what the exact foodstuff is that you can eat that gives you a completely clean poo experience.

I'd eat it every day.

Unless it was liver, then I would just go on with the multiple-wiping
(Jugular, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:30, closed)

I'd much rather wipe twice
than eat liver.
( turb0t, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

@Jugular
I've hit the 'Holy Grail' of no wipage required a couple of times, but failed to take note of what I had eaten unfortunately.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)

Low carb diets
Ensure minimum wipage.

This is actually true.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:38, closed)

Even worse
It's knocking at the back door.
You hurriedly try to find a toilet.
You sit down relieved in the fact that you've made it.
And...
....
....
Fart.

Fuck!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

@HLT
Don't low carb diets make your breath smell dreadful though?
(Jugular, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

If you eat oats every day
you will be regular as clockwork and it will be of a decent consistency
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

Use a squat toilet
Then you can eat whatever you like but it doesn't touch the sides on the way out.

Apparently.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:01, closed)