My biggest disappointment:
Adult life.

My parents always told me it would turn out like this:

- I'd have a good job that I enjoyed
- Days would be long and warm and life would be easy
- I would actually meet intelligent people when I went out
- Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll would happen regularly
- I'd get to travel
- I'd be rich by the time I was 20.

In reality:

- I dislike my job. It's OK - it pays well, I like the people I work with, etc, but it's DULL. Software is not the career I thought it would be.
- It rains all the time and everything costs too much
- Most of the people I bump into every day are dribbling retards
- I never get laid
- Nothing exciting ever happens
- The only time I've ever been abroad is to the South of France, which is lovely, but I'd like to go further afield.
- I live in a shit dusty apartment with a straggly cat, no car and a knackered old motorbike. I barely earn enough to buy food.

They're fuckers for lying, aren't they?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, 3 replies)

The motorbike
I feel its important to tell us of the motorbike. I mean if its a CD175 you should be disappointed, if its an old GSXR1100 you should be proud. Levels of disappointment.
(Sickpup, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

Benly!
Yuck.. I don't think I've seen one since I worked in a breakers! (Never seen one on the road!)

I'd wager he's got a GPZ or GPX for the comedy styling.. or maybe a GPz (note the lower case z!)

That's where the knackered big-ish bikes are at now..
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)

THE BIKE
what is it?

If it is an old GSXR1100 or V-Max you should be glad to be alive and I should be jealous.

Stuff doesn't just happen, make it happen.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:34, closed)