I'm guessing it won't matter
what you're wearing, but when you walk into the bar it'll be like one of those Clint Eastwood films where everything goes really quiet, and people all look at the floor.

Anyway apropos almost nothing, if people are trying to wind you up, best thing is not to appear like you're about ready to go on an axe rampage in Waitrose. It kinda confirms they're doing it right.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:14, 2 replies)

pay attention, internet.
This man speaks the fucking truth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:18, closed)

These amateurs?
Pah, they're like flies. Vaguely annoying if there's a crowd of them, but individually, easily squashed.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:28, closed)

Just had another idea for your costume.
Just wear your stormtrooper costume.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:31, closed)

Fair comment, but aren't we discussing
you going out and meeting a crowd of them?

I suppose translated from my original gibberish I'm saying don't feed the trolls? Your call.

Meantime for the record I think poking fun at your late mother is pretty unfunny.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:38, closed)

Hahahahahaha
For me to go out and meet a crowd of them, they'd first have to leave their respective houses
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:01, closed)

Hahaha!
Comment of the year
( Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:15, closed)

haha! what's the point of going to a fucking bash then?
haha!!!!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:45, closed)