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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I worked on a farm in Canada last winter
Driving around in the tractor, taking bales of hay to feed the cows mostly. Though I did find it quite amusing that the bulls, who obviously were kept in a separate field, had an old abandoned house that they all lived in. I suppose it gets cold during a Canadian winter, but watching five bulls troop out of an apparently ordinary house was decidedly surreal. I wanted to put webcams inside, it would have made a brilliant sitcom.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:31, 9 replies)
Can we have your mum back, she's way better at internetting
and sucking off cocks
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:40, closed)
You are such a cunt Rory
but that did make me laugh
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:49, closed)
You should read the comments underneath youtube videos
You'll be in stitches
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:08, closed)
it already did
... by E. Izzard, if I recall.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:02, closed)
I vaguely remember it, but I don't think it was ever repeated or anything
I might have to track that down
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:05, closed)
hmm
www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/cows/, and there seems to be stuff on youtube

... I thought there was more than just a single pilot episode though ...
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:22, closed)
Sitcom?
They should turn it into a moosical.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:42, closed)
badum-tish
Like it, Centurion
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, closed)
You should pitch this to BBC Three.
Would be more entertaining than anything else on there (now that Mongrels has been canned).
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:54, closed)

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