Seriously dude...
How come this kind of shit hasn't been systematically bullied out of you since the age of 3? Everything you do and say on this forum falls into one of two categories.

1) Stupid shit that makes people mock you, mildly.
or
2) Desperate attempts at saving face that confirm people were right to mock you, and ensures that they do so mercilessly.

#1 is actually fine. Everyone does that from time to time, but most people just suck it up when they get called a bell end, and move on. A bit of light hearted give-and-take is something everyone can enjoy.

#2, however, will draw in the vultures to tear you to shreds. Once you go down that route you're fucked; most people learn this before secondary education. How come you haven't?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:39, 1 reply)

cosseted mummy's boy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:42, closed)

s r

i don't know why
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:55, closed)

Is that corset
for the mummy, or the boy?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:08, closed)