Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Milla Jovovich and a couple of her friends once hired me to snort a huge amount of cocaine off their belliesWhich I was more than happy to do.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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The main thing to remember when snorting cocaine off naked models & actresses is to use a credit card rather than a razor blade for chopping upthere's a mistake I won't be making again
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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Ha!(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:23, closed)
Depends how messy you've got them in the first place.But on the whole yes, I agree - it can be somewhat counter-productive, even if in quite a tasty way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:28,
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oh my this could be awkward...But I have a similar story, only they wanted me to spunk on their bellies.
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So when it dried,Did it look a lot like cocaine?
Just saying, like. Don't want others to get confused about how MASSIVE or not their evening was.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:36,
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In a similar vein...i was once a Honda Accord delivery man.
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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Autobot or Decepticon?
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