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Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.

(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I hate my bike
Right, so i was vacationing on a small island off Maine a few summers ago, and I decided to go for a ride on my (absolute crap) bike. Now there is something you should know about my bike. I found it for free on a street corner and it lacks shocks, breaks, and the ability to change off of the highest gear.
So, I was pedaling up this evil evil hill, it must have had an incline of at least 65 degrees and it was extreamly long. Anyhoo I am pedaling up this hill on my highest gear very slowly and as i am about to reach the top my chain pops off!
So i begin rocketing down the hill backwards at like 80mph without breaks and at the bottom of the hill there was a seawall. If i didnt stop in time i would go flying off a cliff and into the ocean backwards.
So i tryed to kindof, spin around to right myself so i woulnd die. Bad idea when you are going that fast. my bike lifted off the ground in a short bound, flipping me off and proceding down the hill. As i was thrown off the bike i was still going pretty fast. I hit the ground and bounced once or twice before stopping. I was in too much pain to get up at teh time so i just let myself slowly roll down the hill.
I didnt get any permanet injurys but my bike was pretty mangled when i found it. I never found that chain.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 21:33, Reply)

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