Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Bike-ride blood bathI'll be brief. Took friend's son [13] cycling. About mile from home I fell off my bike onto road. Prised myself off tarmac to spy suspiciously large pool of blood. Felt blood pouring from what seemed a caved-in head. Phoned wife and friend and informed them of my dire need of aid. Sat by road and awaited death.
Friend's son sniffs the air, then examines the huge pool of blood. Then goes to ruck-sack I'd been carrying and pulls out the remaining shards of a bottle of red wine I'd bought about ten minutes ago as pressie for wife.
Wife and friend turn up. They laugh quite a bit.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 17:12, Reply)
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