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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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Me and a friend were
Chased by racists into a large dark park once. The good thing was because we were darkies they lost track of us because, well, it was so dark. We had a good laugh about this at which point I put my hand over my mates mouth just in case his teeth gave us away. Ahh the good old days!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:07, 10 replies)
Oof!
And on the way home you were spotted again, so you pretended that you were working on a nearby railway track to avoid suspicion.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:13, closed)
Hehe close Jec
We lived near a local coal mine so donned some hard hats and some shovels, a high vis and blended right in and a few how do's later we were safely at home.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:20, closed)
did you Darkies
have to eat choc ices at the cinema with white gloves on?
i bet you were a bit 'Browned off' at being chased (tee hee)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:32, closed)
hehe
shit scared more like but we had to see the humour in it....laugh or cry the choice was ours!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:12, closed)
Did you get the Idiots' Guide to Irony for your birthday?

(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:01, closed)
I think he also got a copy of Edgy For Beginners.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, closed)
Edgy for Beginners
By Amorous Badger

Usually found in some bargain bucket a.k.a the B3TA fail archive.
(, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:53, closed)
Stephen K Amos
Who is one of my favourite black british comedians (not a lot to choose from), performed to a dodgy crowd in Canvey Island -

Amos "Anyone in from overseas tonight"

Bloke in crowd "Yeah you mate"

Now although this would be deemed racist, he makes light of it in another show.Laughing in the face of racism in my opinion is the right thing to do, so not sure where your coming from on this particluar matter. replies in a postcard pls.

Concerning the same comedian, Prince Harry attempted to make a joke to him that was either racist or at best ill informed -

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/4586296/Prince-Harry-in-new-race-row-after-telling-comedian-Stephen-K-Amos-you-dont-sound-black.html

See the difference, hmm? What we are laughing at here is the ignorance of racism not the act itself *sigh* I feel you may be out of your depth on this subject but feel free to reply.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 9:42, closed)

Haha Racismlolz
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:03, closed)
err yeah
Playing the race card- not funny.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 10:20, closed)

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