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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

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(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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The boy as a man.
Disneyland, Orlando. 1989. At a certain point in the day, if God was watching he would have found 15 year old me hiding in the 'facilities' wanking furiously after having just watched a stage show featuring Snow White.

I guess that's forgivable, I was 15.


Disneyland, Paris, 2006. At a certain point in the day, if God was watching he would have found 32 year old me hiding in the 'facilities' wanking furiously after having just watched the Tarzan show featuring a very athletic and barely dressed Jane.

That's less forgivable, really.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, closed)
What makes this worse is that you were on your own at Disneyland.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:46, closed)
hahahahah.
I wasn't. I was just having some 'alone time' at Disney.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:02, closed)
Save it for the judge.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)
What's he going to do to the Judge?!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)
Spunk in his wig

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:14, closed)
Christ,
what do you think I am, some kind of perver...oh...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:18, closed)
Why? Why? Why would you do this??
Simply filthy
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:24, closed)
I like judges wigs,
Oh, that's not what you meant.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:27, closed)
Frankly, I don't know what I meant.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:29, closed)
I wish merely seeing scantily clad women did this to me any more.
I think I've just become jaded. Or I've used up all my wanks.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:20, closed)
Is that possible? To use them all up?
Oh god that's terrifying.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:28, closed)
You'll know, the day it just dribbles out over your hand
instead of being a nice big gush, and you have to rub it in her hair instead.

But at least that way, if she wakes up you can say you just felt like stroking her hair.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)
The guards didn't believe that for a second, I assure you.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:51, closed)
Oh dear
*shakes head sadly*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:03, closed)
Wait!
I think I may have given the wrong impression of myself with how I phrased this.

When I said 'facilities' I didn't mean the public restrooms.

I meant the creche.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:37, closed)
Bloody 'ell mate
It has been a while since I've had the lust in public areas, and I'm only 21.

Well, lust whilst single.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:21, closed)

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