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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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fànt a fist - construct long story.
Groan and click.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:31, 2 replies)
The story I just constructed is fucking disgusting.
You should be ashamed of yourself. You dirty cunt.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, closed)
Soz, been wanking furiously to my version and it ended up with me inserting a light bulb up my arse.
The blood!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:35, closed)

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