Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I fucking love those £4.99 chocolate catapilla cakes from ASDA.I like the contradicting textures, the chocolate fondut being all soft and slightly sticky. And the M&M/Smartie things around the side being all hard and bumpy, causing more bumps against my toes. And then you've got the cake bit that you can put between your legs and squeeze your legs together to feel them coming out the top.
It's one of those great fetishes that you can be with a partner with, watching them squeeze the cake between their bumcheeks, and then licking their elbows covered in chocolate fondut, but you can also do it by yourself. Only problem (well, it's not a problem, I like it) it can be a bit messy, so when the cleaning lady comes around to do the sheets, you can tell her you got hungry for a midnight snack, but all the pills I take make me fall asleep, and I must have accidently rolled over the cake.
It's one of those things that if you do it every day (I once did it every day for a month, that was expensive, I can tell you) it looses it's appeal, but every once in a blue moon it's a great treat.
I got talking to the check out girl and told her it was my nephew's birthday, but then I saw her again a few days later when I was buying another cake (once their squished up, they're not very good anymore), so I had to use the other till.
My motivation board !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24,
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Jeez JMGTry not to tire yourself out dishing out all of this weeks internet justice on the internet.
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I'mreally bloody hungry now.
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