The day I learned that martial arts werent just for show..
I was 16, maybe 17, and had just finished work. Now, this was before many of my friends knew that I was a martial arts creep - I was the geeky kid, was built like a pencil and quite frankly, wouldnt say boo to a goose.

I was en route to a party, just finished my chippy, bottle of oasis (well, vodka. In an Oasis bottle) in hand - and I heard some shouting up ahead - turns out its one of my slightly "stranger" friends, flanked by two of the others following at a fair distance, shouting and screaming.

"Oh, alright lads!"
"garbled shouting, followed with 2 other lads going "ooooooh"

Upon closer inspection, because this didnt look right - friend 1 is steamrolling toward me, slight swagger - obviously drunk. Before he even gets to speaking distance, hes throwing a haymaker from last christmas, and my own forearm launches up to meet the inside of his.

"wow, Im fucking NEO!" thinks I.

Before another ridiculous haymaker almost catches my cheek.

"Alright mate, relax and tell me whats up with you"

More garbled shouting, and another haymaker. Now this is the first time ive ever lost my temper. This time when my arm goes up, I throw a low kick into the side of his leg, making him drunkenly sway even further to one side. I dont even notice the overhand i throw into the side hes moved to, putting an end to the fight.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what inspired me to take up amateur bouts. Slightly less successfully, a fair few times.

EDIT: Turns out he was on speed, drunk, and somehow thought id called him a pedo at some point. hmm.
(bredstkcriminal, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 0:15, 7 replies)

How did he find out you were a paedo?

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 0:31, closed)

He some him touching kids
as usual.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:01, closed)

So you rape kids and beat up drunks?
Nice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:12, closed)

I'm not getting where there is any raping children
on the OP's behalf here.

Yet again shambolina - you are full of shit.

Don't let the "Shut the fuck up" door hit your bottom on the way out.

BTW - since we've both been stepped now, I have to ask...

do you have achey balls or a sore twat?

you sad, horrible, stupid cunt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:23, closed)

And once again, Ring Of Fire takes the side of the violent nonces.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 15:44, closed)

Beating up strangers?
Classy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 15:44, closed)

wonder why new people don't post here anymore?
Oh yes this^
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:55, closed)