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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I'm sure many people can relate to this
My mum was TERRIBLY house proud. Every two months, I would wake up at 9am to the horrible smell of bleach. I'd waddle down to the kitchen with my eyes still almost sealed shut to find her removing the contents of the kitchen to the dining room and rearranging the cupboards. Somehow I'd get involved in this, despite it being Saturday.

The poor woman's currently waiting to see if she's in remission from cancer, and I still go home sometimes and have no idea where the fucking plates are.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:06, 2 replies)
quality shoe-horning there!

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:36, closed)
Ah now be fair, this be must quite a shock on top of her miscarriage as well.

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:05, closed)

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