B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Sounds all nicebut it would make for really shitty prison movies.
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"Andy spent his day masturbating,just as he had yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, for as long as he could remember. Eventually, he'd rubbed his cock raw, so he took the spoon from his evening meal, and tunnelled through the wall, into a sewage pipe; he then crawled through the pipe, to freedom."
In your face, Stephen King!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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I stand correctedHats off to you Sir!
Edit: Also, I'd gladly pay to hear Morgan Freeman read that line.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:16,
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Hahaha! (, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 21:38, closed)
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