Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Beurre blanc sauceIt's 90 percent butter, ten percent tears. Making it is like having one's anus reamed by John Holmes with wingnuts screwed to his langer. Don't do it, kids... Rather eat mickey d. That is all.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:07, 2 replies)
eh?beurre blanc is a piece of piss to make.
I'm struggling to see what it's got to do with sex, either.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:22,
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The john holmes connectionAnd it can be a piece of piss. Not in 15 liter batches though.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:50, closed)
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