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It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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The family paedo was recently laid to rest.
So he finally died. I'm sorry that I can't say I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I want to know if he suffered or not. I'm sorry that we don't know if he was sorry. I'm sorry if I'm an ass about it-- it just seems like someone should be, and he took that power away from his victims.

The funeral service was small and private, just like most of his activities. A few of us attended, we agreed, just to make sure he was really dead. A small urn of ashes is all that is left of him. I don't know if it is better or worse that we didn't have one last chance to see him, and see him dead in his coffin, and know that at last they are safe from him. Damn!
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:39, 7 replies)
Yeah. They manage to poison people for life.
Bastards.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, closed)
Too true.
One of his victims couldn't bring herself to attend. She's 62.

She is not the one who should be suffering, yet we need to help her forgive him so SHE doesn't suffer even more. It galls, but I don't mind that so much, now that he's dead.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:33, closed)
Wait - you mean we're supposed to have a paedo in each family?
But there isn't one in mine...

Oh, hang on, I suppose that means it's me.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:19, closed)
Well, counting in-laws and extended blended family, I've got three (that we know of)!
You and Ring Of Fyre can have the lot if you'd like.

Two of them are dead and crem'd, and don't take up much space. Neither will the third one, if you would be so kind...?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:13, closed)
you're sorry that you can't say that you're sorry, but you go on to say that you're sorry?
haha, paedos, hilarious
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:07, closed)
I told his widow "I'm sorry," but I didn't mean what she (probably) assumed I meant.
"So he finally died; I'm sorry that I can't say I'm sorry that he died."
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:16, closed)
My family hasn't got it's own peado
we had to make do with 70's celebrities.

Talking of which, I had a slice of Artic Roll last night! Bloody awful, like eating an old frozen balaclava.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:12, closed)

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