Casino Royale.
Last Friday I went on a freinds Stag Do. We went to Sunny Blackpool. I actually live there so it was no big journey for me. However as Blackpool is the Las Vegas of Europe ;) (or so the fucking shite leaflets that the spotty ginger mong kid puts through my door says) I have actually never ever been in a Casino.

So my inner self was shaking with excitement like Micheal J Fox on my Nans wobbly Washing Machine.

In we went, nice carpets, old women done up like 21 year olds (well so they thought) even though they stunk of piss and their tits were on Black 23.

I digress...

There I was poised, at the roulette table, thinking I was James Fucking Bond, and BANG. I did it.

I fucking collapsed as the 5 Sambuca shots I had in the previous pub, coupled with 13 pints hit me. I hit the floor like Ricky Hatton last week, Ko'd, I woke with spew all over me, and 2 mates trying to keep security from twatting the fucking living daylights out of me.

I was soon after ejected into the street.

So there you have it, Im now a full on hard gambler, casino regular* and high flyer.

*Im not anymore as I had my membership torn up.

Not all bad though, as I went home, carried on drinking and won my Brown Wings, as my missus agreed to let me smash her up the Rex Titter.

Win Win
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:53, 2 replies)

A trip to Brownpool
All ways bet on Brown.
(wobbler, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:15, closed)

anal sex and self vomitation?
That'll be blackpool alright
(Daryl Catpiss, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, closed)