I have just looked out of my open window and may get my head kicked in
Or my window
Because I heard some slightly drunken folk arguing outside.
Outside my house is a pile of bricks and gravel ( been waiting months for a wall and patio area to be finished)
Its seems to be a popular stopping point, the bricks are the right height to sit on when your legs get wobbly on the walk back from the pub across the road, done it myself a few times.
So there is a group of 4 lads leaning on the wall and it seems someone has bet another that they cant jump over the pile of bricks.
And they are right, he cant.
I just watched a lad run at it, launch himself and fail in spectacular fashion.
He was face down in the gravel, his legs still over the bricks.
And Im laughing like a loon.
and they are looking up at me asking whats the fuck i'm laughing at.
Makes a tactical withdrawal, close window and waits till they go.
They havnt yet.
If I dont appear here again, suggestions for my headstone greatly appreciated ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:06, 4 replies)

I think your headstone should simply read:
/ac
( thiswasmyclone, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:52, closed)

what does that mean?
And whats the best way to clean vomit out of gravel? ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:37, closed)

Piranha
Get some Pirahna, mix the gravel+vomit with lots of piranha+water and then wait for the food matter to be consumed.

Now, how to separate the gravel+water+piranha+piranha faeces?
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:53, closed)

Dont be silly
The pirhana shop isnt open on sundays
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, closed)