Mr bee
nothing to do with a 'fucking website' it's about self respect - and taking responsibility

prick


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(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, Reply)

nonsense
I’m sooo disappointed by all the apologies going on for posts made this week! It’s a fucking website! No-one knows who you are! I can post a song about rape, maybe even a rap about cancer, or child porn. In the past I’ve posted about allot worse things than rape. Get a grip people, or fuck off. As for the gay jokes, I like them. They talk funny. COOOOEEEE, Why hellooooo sailor!
(Jeeves, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, Reply)

Oh I get it...
...nearly half past one on Friday and no new question, [holds sides, laughing] this week's question has really [snort!]...gone too far!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, Reply)

Can everyone please...
get a grip? We've heard every possible point of view on the subject now and it's quite clear that nobody is winning.

Now, back to the funny. Thanks.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, Reply)

My brother...
...and I were on a pub crawl in Harbourne when a blind man stopped him to ask for help crossing the road. My brother responded angrily, shouting: "fuck off you mentalist - why do they always choose me??!"
Afterwards he claimed he didn't know that the man was blind, and thought he was a nutter, but even if that was the case, I think he went a bit too far.
(sparagus14, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, Reply)

religious wacko
God Hates America going too far? i think this here chap may not think so...


777.nventure.com/
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, Reply)

Cheers for the link apefaced cherub
I haven't had such a good wank since I watched "Irreversible".
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, Reply)

Being cruel
Putting Dean Gaffney through that bushtucker trial was a bit too far last night.

I weed myself laughing. Good on you Ant and Dec!

"I feel dizzy.....retch ....I ....can.... do this.....retch"

Funniest thing on tv for absolute ages.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, Reply)

The Anti-GoingTooFar Going Too Far
I've seen those hate sites before - the anti-gay and anti-american ones, at least. Here's another that should put them into perspective.

I'm sure the creators of the 'God Hates [Insert pretty much anything]' websites think this one is going too far, but the thing is, it's true, at least true in the sense that it's right there in the bible. Certainly puts it into perspective for me ;)

That said, I still tend to avoid shellfish, though not for health reasons and certainly not for religious reasons - I just can't put one phrase out of my mind - bottom-feeder. A bit rich coming from me, I know but I just can't get past it :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, Reply)

Its like the racist thread
all over again :S

I thought this section was meant for the question entries only? (i see the irony in me putting this here, but I dont even have a story to add or an amusing anecdote about me travelling somewhere unintentionally).

Sorry.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, Reply)

Rape jokes in general.. Too far for me I'm afraid
For anyone who thinks rape is funny, you deserve to be anally raped by a bloke with a massive cock as he punches you repeatedly in the face, breaking your teeth and consequently fucking up your life and possibility to form meaningful relationships. Sounds fun doesn't it?
Read this story. Anyone who thinks rape is funny is a fucking wanker and definitely goes too far.

observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1946753,00.html

B3ta is a funny site guys, but there are times when common decency and the capacity to be human cannot be overlooked just to get a cheap laugh - when it's usually not funny anyway.
Sorry if I'm going too far, but quite frankly laughing about somebody having their life destroyed is just sick.

EDIT: expecting barrage of insults and instructions to "understand the concept of B3ta" to commence round about... NOW!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, Reply)

while we are on that subject
Converting the Boat Race pub, widely recongnised as THE best venue in Cambridge for gigs, into a trendy eaterie is going way too far.

edit recognised.

phut
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, Reply)

Re Captain Hood-butter:
Would the Cambridge pub you are referring to be called "The Boat Race"?
And the landlord "Elliott"?

Sorry to do a reply to a QOTW, but Elliott was a friend of mine and my band did lots of gigs there.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, Reply)

Quit
A few months back I had a major strop at work - something about my expenses being rejected because I dared to claim something without adding narrative as to why I bought a train ticket to London - Why the fuck would I want to go to London in the week and pay £125 for the pleasure???

Angry? Yes.

Anyway, it was rejected and the anal twunt who did this laughed in my face - I flipped out and quit my well paid job of 8 and a half years. Really - I did - they weren't amused and I didn't care.

Too far? Nope - I hated the job by this time and half the freaking lot of 'em.

Note: I really did quit too :-)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:14, Reply)

This topic
I think this topic might be going too far. When's the next one coming?
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, Reply)

OK, a proper response
I met a Serbian girl on holiday in Greece. She was hotter than a chilli enema and our intimate parts were conjoined. Only problem: she was engaged to a guy back home and wittered on about him all the time ...

... to the extent that she suggested I might like to drop him a line and introduce myself. Being a self-consciously 'artistic person' at the time, I thought the idea had a certain symmetry and penned a note.

My assumption that he would appreciate the 'symmetry' of us both nobbing his bird was somewhat misplaced. He sent me a long letter describing how he and the soul of his Montenegran grandfather were going to kill me in this life and the next and that I'd better watch my back for the rest of my time on earth.

That's when I sent her a rose by Interflora, just to needle him a bit more. Apparently he tore it to shreds. Too far?
(frankspencer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:10, Reply)

Re Mr Twat's rape story
On the question of whether it should have been removed or not, I think it should have been. There was nothing in it that suggested it was a joke or even an exaggeration. It read like a factual rape story. The whole point of humour is that there has to be a clue, a reason to laugh. There wasn't. It's same with any other story which is based solely on malice. "I glassed this guy when I was drunk" is not funny on any level ...

OK, if a nun wrote it about a priest, then it's funny. But only just.
(frankspencer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, Reply)

I know of these sites
www.godhatesamerica.com
www.godhatesfags.com

imagine you want to impose less freedoms on the internet as truths like the 911 inside job and the fact that the IRS is illegal (true: the 16 amendement was never ratified in 1913- but they don't want you to know that)are becoming widely disemminated - dangerously so

how do you clamp down on the internet?

what justification could you create?

how about if you create some bigoted over the top websites spouting hatred and abuse

problem - reaction - solution

think they wouldn't do that?

see Operation Northwoods

EDIT: for those private messaging me about this (IRS issue) (28 so far!) please look up:

'Larkin Rose' and

ex IRS agent 'Sherry Jackson' on google video and google for more info

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=1658315558785013776&q=%27Sherry+Jackson%27


yes its the biggest con job in history - like th e 911 inside job

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198

please look it up and do the research

start with 'Jordan Maxwell'



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(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:26, Reply)

Meatloaf...
doing a third 'Bat Out of Hell'

Waaay too far
(Good Looking Deity Grew a magnificent beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:26, Reply)

Re: you're all a bunch of twats anyway (below)
The reason for that is the cost to society... and everybody knows... "Good sex costs less at Sainsburys" ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:24, Reply)

So if rape is funny when it's fictional
but not when it is real, why did the B3TA moderator wankers take of my (obviously fictional) story, but then allow all the disgusting jokes on the main board about the girl who was raped in Sainbury's?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:01, Reply)

The b3tan in me.
At school one day, in PE, we were "learning" archery. It was a rather warm day, and quite windy, so there were frequent drink breaks. It was at some point someone called to me: "Oi, do you wanna come get a drink?". Naturally I did what b3ta has taught me to do; I swiftly thought of the rudest reply to this I could think of. I said:"Yeah sure I'll come! I'll come all the way up your back!" There was a long silence but soon the wind died down and we resumed being unable to understand archery.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:17, Reply)

once in my house
i was sitting down at my pc decided to lean my chair back, i went too far and fell backwards

bollocks
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, Reply)

I need laughs.
Please don't fight. I need my daily fix of b3ta and QOTW or I'll go "to far" off the deep end.

I'm an American, b3ta & QOTW are the only sane things in my life, as I live in a 300 million people nut house run by a frat boy cheerleader. Who went to far.
(barrycounty, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:51, Reply)

i think it's going too far
to post something that's obviously going too far

and then remove it because people complained that you went too far!

*spangs*

*edit* i want that post mr yourallabunchofwankersanyway

*edit edit* putting your arm in up to the elbow... is that going to far? probably for a first date...
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 2:00, Reply)

Where were the police?
I possibly went a little too far when I drove up a one-way lane the wrong way and then up on to the nature strip to avoid hitting several cars and buses. In front of the police station.
(satellite blows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, Reply)

I think this is going too far.
There used to be a great pub in Cambridge which hosted rock bands and the like. The landlord some years back was a real hard case who would play jokes on anyone who drank themselves to sleep in the bar. He would do all the usual stuff like shaving eyebrows, supergluing thumbs to foreheads and once a cock to a thigh.

On one occasion a guy was knocking back the shorts like there was no tomorrow and passed out on the table. His trousers were lowered followed by his boxers and a condom with some shampoo put in it was poked up his arse with a back of a spoon and a card was gaffa-taped to his chest with, "While you were asleep, you were gang bummed".

When this poor unfortunate soul awoke he noticed his trousers and pants were around his ankles. It was when he stooped down quickly to pull them up, as we had all began cheering, and he was clearly a tad embarrased, he felt something odd and paused for a second before pulling them up completely and making a swift exit for the bog. Everyone in the bar was, by now, collapsing in tears of laughter. A few moments went by and he returned, minus the sign and fully dressed. You could see he was really holding back real tears and he just walked through the bar, shouted "BASTARDS!", and disappeared through the door. Now, in my opinion, that really is going far too far. He hadn't even paid his tab.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:35, Reply)

Once upon a time there was a messageboard called b3ta
and one quiet evening, someone found a particularly laughable "personal homepage", belonging to a chap called A***** W*********.

Not just did he have photos of his car, his washing machine and his female lodger... he had a chatroom.

As a few old-timers may remember, we went far too far. Far far far too far. The details should probably remain hidden in the midsts of time.

Looking back, I for one don't feel good about it, but fuck it was funny.

I wonder if he's got a new page now?

*heads for google*
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:49, Reply)

Oh thank fuck,
cuntage revoked aaaaand

STOP THE REPLIES!
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:14, Reply)

actualiy
spot on lad, it's a quality read!
(Mike D, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:02, Reply)