Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Love's twisted pathI met my wife the night she got engaged to someone else. At least, that's what her new fiance told me - she maintains she simply went outside to vomit.
After many weeks of playing hard to get (me, not her), she finally "got" me with the corniest line imaginable - by inviting me up to her hotel room for a coffee.
I was telling a friend this down the pub the other day, and how it eventually led to us getting married in the Caribbean.
"Jamaica?"
"Nah, she wanted to."
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argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:54,
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SPANG!Isn't it about time we had a QOTW with these tortured puns? Where's Dave the Hat when you need him?
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Oldiebut goody!
*clicks*
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I had a drunk friend try and tell that jokeDF: I SAY I SAY I SAY
Roomful of people: What?
DF: My wife went to Jamaica!
Roomful of People: pause for 2 seconds, then as one, yell "The West Indies?"
DF: No, she - oh, poop.*
*may not be actual word used
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54,
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