My GP
told me to try and join a gym at my appointment today, as I've got a bit of a tummy.

Or, as I would put it - I'm 29 weeks pregnant.

He blushed quite beautifully when I pointed this out...
(vitamin c is sitting down carefully, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:39, closed)

fantastic
*click*
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42, closed)

Clicks Aplenty!
Aceness!
( Jimbuktu has more tshirts up www.swishswosh.com/JayTee, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:56, closed)

well
it almost beats the GP I saw last time asking me if I was aware that I was pregnant - this was only 3 weeks ago... the baby kicking my bladder every 5 minutes or so was a bit of a giveaway!

I've suggested that they put 'PREGNANT' in my notes.
(vitamin c is sitting down carefully, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, closed)

his name wasn't

zoidberg by any chance was it ? tried to give me a smear test he did.. I'm a man.
(The Cats Twat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14, closed)

Is it just me or has the medical expertise in this country gone down somewhat in recent years? (assuming here that you're also from the jolly UK)

I was misdiagnosed as pregnant at the tender age of 13. Not having done any of the things required to get pregnant, I was more than a little confused. Turned out that I had a chest infection....

7 years on, I am now pregnant but my GP seems to forget this every time I visit him. Also whenever the nurse takes a blood sample she always has to twist the needle while it's in me and I always come away with a fair amount of bruising :/
(panda_sam, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:38, closed)

Maybe THIS is the reason for our huge teenage pregnancy rates
GPs that can't distinguish phlegm from sperm...
( chthonic, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47, closed)

it's not just in the uk though...
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

(sorry, it's a link to the sun, in my defence, I read it on another web board...)
(vitamin c is sitting down carefully, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52, closed)

O.o
That can't be true.....
(panda_sam, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53, closed)

And on an aside ...
did you read the tags to the right of that story 'Jacko's doctor donated sperm', 'Fifty Taliban wiped out'.
Presumably these are not related stories.
( Larry Vest Oooh - posh 'ere, innit?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, closed)

There was a girl at my school who couldn't tell them apart...
Needless to say, she was popular with the boys.

*click* for the original post, by the way
( TheMagicDwarf is a soldier of fortune. Only at weekends, though, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08, closed)