Yup
So yeah... Vocalised thoughts at odd moments.. Losing train of thought mid sentence and staring blankly at the person i'm talking to... Hearing people talking to me but not understanding what the words mean and then mumbling the words to myself in front of them to try and figure it out.. Clawing at my face when under stress.. Hoarding electrical components that became useless in 1985... Staring at road signs when driving but not taking in the important information written on it... And the worst one... Its my mums fault... I absolutely cannot leave food on my plate.. Even if I rupture my stomach... I have been late for interviews and missed trains for this and one day I picture myself being dragged out of a restaurant kicking and yelling by the police- THERE'S STILL SOME PEAS LEFT!... I am not fat and I eat really quickly so always finish before anyone else... Oh and I don't shave till I feel I need to or my GF makes me- about once a week but i'm working away at the mo... She's gonna go mad! So... Normal or not... You decide.
(bangthedrum, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:53, 6 replies)

You are me. Stop being me.

( Richard Shitheels, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:56, closed)

and me

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:20, closed)

Right.
Normal.
Normal.
Normal.
Normal.
Normal (but with different things).
Normal.
Depends on the person. Me too. I'm fat though.

Get over it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:02, closed)

No wait.
It's Aspergers. Welcome to QOTW.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:03, closed)

you're A-OK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:29, closed)

The only really abnormal thing here is your use of ellipses where you should be using periods.
(teff, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 1:34, closed)