Tuna
Sweet feck, the stench!

The foulest smelling catfood is less offensive than this putrid piscene. Hell, my fat boiler of an ex's yeast infection was less odious...
(leftoftheedge, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, Reply)

All food/drink made by Nestle
is fucking minging cos they're a bunch of baby killing pro-slavery evil mong fuckers *

*100% of Fact *2

*2 100% of Opinion
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:58, Reply)

Things they never tell you about French food
You've heard of the pig trotters, the snails and the frogs. But how about Head Cheese (word for word), a dish made out of pig's head and served cold, smells like warm vomit, takes a long time to prepare, so the smell lingers, I've been sick whenever I have smelled it.
(albator, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:58, Reply)

Canned dog food...............
I work for a petfood manufacturer. We produce dry croquettes and buy and sell wet (canned) petfood under our label. I was once at a trade fair and another wetfood producer (I think he was German) came to look at the catfood on our stand, opened up a tin, smelt it and then proceeded to eat it. I've been to numerous wet food factories and it is not a pretty sight - I can't tell you what gets minced up and put in the cans! It makes me gag just to remember.
(Hazy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:57, Reply)

Dirty stinking...
...mushrooms. I'd rather eat my own shit. Honestly. Eeeew. Slimy like slugs, and they look a bit like tiny cocks. Horrible. they repulse me as much as spiders. I can't go near them without *nearly* turning myself inside out in fear/disgust. Eeeew.

I'm right as well. It's them against us. I know who's side I'm on.
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, Reply)

Toast Toppers
Can't agree with hardly anything written so far, especially about boring vegetables (peas? sweetcorn? tomoatoes? get real!) but there is simply one thing that makes me retch...

TOAST TOPPERS!

Any kid of the 70s/80s will remember these - small cans of what can only be described as Cheesy Cat Sick that you spread onto toast and then grilled.

Horrible, horrible stuff.
(antonye, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:53, Reply)

Migliaccio......
is a really disgusting Italian dish that is made when a pig is freshly slaughtered. It's a baked flat cake-like excresence and it's main ingredients are dark chocolate and pigs blood, with the tasty addition of rice, milk, dried figs, pine nuts, sugar and raisins and decorated with hundreds and thousands. It looks like a cooked cowpat and tastes of fresh blood and it is beyond disgusting.
(Hazy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, Reply)

So many to choose from!
I really really hate peas, sweetcorn, broad *fecking* beans, basically any small round vegetable unless other wise stated should never be place on my plate by pain of severe tantrum.

My sister eats roll *gag* mop herring!

Finally my step mum once was on a date when she was a teenager we're talking mid 60's so the date was dinner at her new boyfriends house with his parents. All was going well unitl the main course was brought out.... A whole fecking cows tongue (I kid you not apparently up in Geordie land it's a delicacy) she said the she felt fine until the mum decided to slice off a big fat chunk of it and put it on her plate this caused her to run to the toilet and throw up the starter course. she was dumped after that because the mother didn't approve of her. Oh sorry one more thing her dad scrapes the fat from the grill and puts it on toast makes me wretch. I feel ill!!
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:45, Reply)

Bolino's
They're the 80's French equivalent to Pot Noodles, however, they're meant to be Italian type dishes, once you put the water in, they look and smell of sick.
I had them once, on a hiking trip with a few relatives, I don't think any of us kept them down.
(albator, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, Reply)

Foods I don't know if I like as I've never been stupid enough to try
Cottage cheese... Why eat something that resembles baby vomit so closely in both appearance and content. Its gotta be wrong!

Luncheon meat.. Old people used to buy it when i worked at a supermarket deli counter. I think its the fact that its just named as "meat" with no explanation of what animal it comes from, and the fact that its called luncheon, as if they are trying to convince people that its edible

Also, KFC - I like it, but theres something about the words "chicken" and "fast food" together that strikes me as deeply wrong.

Also, i once used some "butter like spread" of my housemates to make sandwiches to take to work. It tasted foul and smelled even worse. When I got home and looked at the ingredients list I found that instead of being made of vegetable or sunflower oil, it was made of FISH OIL. I still retch at the thought

Corned beef - War heroes should be remembered. The food they had to eat in the trenches as a last resort shouldn't.

sorry for the length
(woe kitten woe unto thee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, Reply)

Meat.
Particularly animals that have been fed on bits of other animals and those that are battery farmed. It's all a bit grim really.
( mog, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:42, Reply)

Onions
unless they're pickled, then I'll empty entire jars of the things
( DonnChadh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:42, Reply)

Food in tins with keys, part 4.
Ye Olde Oake Ham.
Smelt of death and granny's wee.
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:36, Reply)

Food in tins with keys, part 3.
And pork bloody luncheon meat sandwiches my mum made me for school.
With pickalilly in it.
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:33, Reply)

Tomatoes
The foulest thing ever to sprout from gods green earth. My sister eats them like apples, which makes me wretch, and so, when I become ruler of the world, I'm gonna make them a class A drug (so be warned!)
( owain2002, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:33, Reply)

The skin on the top of hot milk..
...or hot chocolate that wrinkles up when you blow on it and then sticks to your upper lip as you're trying to drink the liquid whilst avoiding it. Quite repellent.
(Hazy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, Reply)

Cauliflower can suck my cock
Its just like, in a nice buffet you see this lovely looking 'macaroni' cheese. You then proceed to put some on your plate. HOWEVER upon the first bite, you realise it aint pasta making this cheese lumpy......ITS ONLY CUNTING CAULIFLOWER. bastards.
(lifelikeandposeable, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, Reply)

Tripe.....
....just the smell makes me want to be sick, and the feel of it your mouth is even worse. I also really hate packet chocolate mousse as it's always full of lumps that haven't been mixed in correctly. Or what about the skin on the top of custard! Yuk.
(Hazy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:31, Reply)

My girlfriend used to like ben and jerry's fish food....
....until a rather unfortunate and adventurous lady garden food interface went wrong and she was left with a melted chocolate fish stuck in her pubic hair!!!! Saying that she used to like cum as well till I squirted some in her eye!!!! Go Web Go!!!

Oh and I hate peanut butter!
(Manatee Fondler, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, Reply)

Brazil nuts
I hate the things because i have a rare allergy to them. Any other nut is ok for me to eat but if i have a Brazil nut i go into severe anaphylactic shock and end up in hospital with needles in my arms and a o2 mask on my face.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, Reply)

Ditto.
Mushy peas.
And processed marrow fat peas.
That artificial green colour. WTF!
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, Reply)

Marzipan.
Why?
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, Reply)

Heinz
tinned spaghetti bolognese.
Tasted like it had grit in it.
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, Reply)

Food in tins with keys, part 2.
Sardines in olive oil. Yeech!
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, Reply)

parmesan cheese
omg!
its like someone with a serious case of athletes foot has scratched there toes all over your plate of pasta, i phyically gag at its presence and curse my father who insists on smothering every pasta meal we ever have with it
(fadge, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, Reply)

What-I-eat-that-sounds-dodgy-but-is-actually-quite-good
Wasabi Crispy Peas

Took the Wench to one of those cooking expos to see Ainsley Harriot and one of the stalls was giving out taste tests. Decided to be brave. They're brilliant, if you like crunchy deep fried peas with chilli-hot powder coating. Which, it seems, I do.

I've managed to get a few blokes at work hooked on them now too. Hunt around in your local asian supermarket if you want to give it a go, but try various brands until you find some with real punch - some are really pissweak and taste ordinary.
( Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, Reply)

Another one not mentioned...
corned beef = meat mixed with cardboard.
In a tin.
Which has one of these key thins to open it.
Which breaks.
Which means you get cut opening the bastard stuff.
And it tastes shite.
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, Reply)

Not the guitarist
Sultanas are just ear wax given a different name.
(DirtyChurch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, Reply)

sparkling rasberry flavoured space invader crisps
FOR REAL! but if you seem them in a shop, you're going to try them aren't you? fouler than you can imagine. i still ate the whole packet though.
(XRAYJAC, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:11, Reply)

oh, dolmades
or however you spell it, i should know cos me woman is a greek, but those putrod grasy little vine leaf parcels really do make me retch.
( baby wet ones, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, Reply)