
Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
( , Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I've been playing in bands since I was 15. At one such gig, a bloke shouted 'does your mother know you're out? hurhurhur'
Our (enormous, psychopathic, ginger) bass player replied 'Does your mother know who your father is?'
And then it all kicked off....
( , Thu 6 Apr 2006, 16:28, Reply)
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