HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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HecklesNot sure if this qualifies (OK I'm sure it doesn't) but worth a mention.
A good friend of mine was driving his bike and stopped at a zebra crossing. A blond vision started to cross... tall, beautifully built, legs to die for, breasts to.... you get the idea.
She had in tow a small scruffy looking dog.
My friend said the first thing that came in to his head..
"Hey Nice dog!"
The reply (does this count as a heckle?):
"Fuck off you cunt!!!"
The reply from my mate:
"Hey and it talks too!"
Makes me laugh to this day.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 21:15, closed)
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