HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Tracy ShawAs in the lass who played Maxine Peacock in Coronation Street. A mate saw her out in Derby (I think she's from Chesterfield) and she seemed full of herself, so knowing full well who she was, he walked up to her .
Mate: Hey don't I know you?
TS : Perhaps
Mate: Haven't you been on TV?
TS : Yes I have
Mate: I know your in a soap opera
TS : That's right
Mate: Your Letitia Dean aren't you
TS : Oh fuck off
Not exactly a heckle, but near enough.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 22:28, closed)
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