HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Fire eaterOnce when i was small and visiting york with my parents there was a street fire eater doing what fire eaters do - eating fire and riding unicycles at the same time.
After riding a unicycle for ages and trying to look clever the fire eater lept off his unicycle before asking the crowd 'Who wants to see me eating fire then?'
Me being around eight years old and knowing know better shouted 'Go on then burn yourself' only to be glared at and told to shut up by the fire eater. I've never forgot that
Sorry for length
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 17:20, Reply)
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