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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

Suggested by Edenmonster

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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It wasn't pre-meditated,
but I was once rifling through the top-draw of junk looking for some money or something, when I came across a box. Without thinking (that's me!) I took out the box, turned to my girlfriend who was sat on the bed and went down on one knee.

"Sarah?"
"Yes??" *glee hands*
*opens box*
"Have you seen my cuff links? They're ace aren't they?"

I won't fully describe what happened next, but much tears and flouncing was involved (and that was just me).

They were ace cuff links though.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Big fat click for you...

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:50, closed)
^What she said^

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, closed)

class.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)
Top-class bastardry
Have a click.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)
Oh well done, sir!
*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)
A click for this
mainly because I can imagine my GF's response if I did this.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)
An early contender
Big click
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, closed)

I think i actually want to marry you because of this!
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:39, closed)
So...
Did she say "yes"?


I'll give you a click while you realise I'm joking. (But did you end up marrying her following a legitimate proposal?)
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, closed)
I'm afraid not. She turned out to be a little... unstable *
I can't imagine why.

* Crazy-assed bunny boiler
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)
keep her away from me !!!!!

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:04, closed)
Clickage.

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)
top work!
*click*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:07, closed)
Superb skills...
*click*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:23, closed)
Mean
But I likes it!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)
Click!
Awesome :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:30, closed)

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