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‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?

There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?

- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB

(unknown, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:36)
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My mate has only been a copper for a couple of years
And whilst on duty for her first Hogmanay in the job, she ended up wrestling a guy with a knife to the ground - just as the New Year bells rang out - after he'd stabbed an assortment of friends and family at a house party.

She's on duty again this year and naturally has some trepidation about the whole event.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 11:59, 14 replies)
So after all this time
it turns out that "Auld Lang Syne" is actually an English tradition and Scottish people just stab each other instead.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 12:36, closed)
If I had to live in scotland, I'd probably do the same thing.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 13:20, closed)
As opposed to the noncing you do in England?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 13:42, closed)
scottish kids are hideous

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 14:21, closed)
Now then now then

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 15:17, closed)
Don't knock it till you've tried it, it's all I ask.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 13:41, closed)
Fair enough
For Burns Night 2016 I'm going to print out invitations with "Bring Your Own Dirk" on them.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 13:53, closed)
Diggler?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 13:57, closed)
Anyone with any sense would presumably be going tooled up with a sgian dubh in their sock?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 14:15, closed)
The modern discerning ruffian's accessory of choice.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 15:10, closed)
I never leave home without it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2015, 15:17, closed)
Street brawls are so much better when everyone is wearing a skirt.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 16:35, closed)
HAE CHOPPED MA WULLEH OFF

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 16:47, closed)
That Jools Holland brings out the worst in people.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:38, closed)

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