Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Don't fight at the tableI constantly fought with my twinwhen we were young, our parents gave up trying to stop us and made the new rule 'No fighting at the dinner table'.
Until he stole a roast potatoe from my plate!
Intent on rightous beating i leap up went for his head, unfortunatly his hands flew up to defend himself still holding a rather sharpe steak knife.
A cut vein, unconsciousness, blood spurts, a fit and an ambulance ride later we ended up in A&E.
I now carefully examine him before attacking.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:40, closed)
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