Sherlock Holmes - The Unpublished Stories
Book covers/movie posters for unreleased Sherlock Holmes stories. Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of English Flags appearing on Roundabouts.
(lumpytesticle, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:31, Reply)

Superhero vulnerability
Imagine all your superheros have a hidden probably pathetic vulnerability. For example what would happen if ant man was allergic to peanuts or spiderman could be defeated with a garlic baghette?
(lumpytesticle, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:24, Reply)

The lower down Forumla racing.
So we've seen Formula 1 and 2. What's going on in formula 20 and below?
(lumpytesticle, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:20, Reply)

Condiment + Piece of body Restaurant ideas
Take Salt Bea's idea of dropping salt against his sweaty, hairy arm onto you food and develop your own franchise. Like a restuarant where they squeeze Hoi Sin sauce on your food through a sock
(lumpytesticle, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:18, Reply)

CEOs doing CEO things
After that Polish bloke stole that hat from a kid and put out a message saying 'should have been quicker' put you favorite CEO (or stock image of one) doing CEO things like stealing sweets from children.
(lumpytesticle, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:15, Reply)

Inaction Movies/Inaction Heroes
The world is burning and the fascists are taking over. Rather than taking to the streets in protest we're doing nothing to fix these problems. Boot up NEOS Mouse & Cheese and show us your half arsed puns and wonky face swaps.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Aug 2025, 14:55, Reply)

Cartoon Characters Returning to Work after Coming Back from Holiday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 8:51, Reply)

A pair of big fucken tits

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 20:27, 1 reply, 5 weeks ago)

RIP Tom Lehrer
He was one of the most astute intelligent comedians ever. Lets drag hi down to our level by photo shopping some if his best work. Gawd bless ya Tom


( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 0:12, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)

Drugs
Boot up Deluxe Paint and show us what it's like.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:07, Reply)

bored of that now

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 13:20, Reply)

Ryan Giggs eating figs with Biggs riding pigs wearing wigs watched by Johnny Briggs gathering twigs and Jonny Briggs building whirligigs out of thingamajigs

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 17:17, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs feat. Johnny Briggs - Figs in Wigs Gigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 8:52, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

Johnny Briggs‘ Figs, Wigs and Pigs

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 21:07, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

Figs in Wigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 10:54, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

Figs

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 11:49, Reply)

Wigs

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 17:54, Reply)

Get this right, squirrels yeah? And they have TITS, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:18, Reply)

James sub-Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:33, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

Change the first letter of a Beatles song to come up with a new Wings bandmate for Paul McCartney
Denny Laine's name sounded like one letter change away from the Beatles song Penny Lane, and he later formed the band Wings with Paul McCartney.

Now that he's dead (Laine, not McCartney - UNLESS HE IS) why not change the first letter of another Beatles song to invent a new Wings bandmate for Paul McCartney, and imagine what they look like via the image manipulation software of your choice. Maybe Paul is rocking out next to Cocky Raccoon, or Gay Tripper, or something even better that you can think of!

Print and send your completed entries to:
b3ta towers
London
W4N K3R

and if we show them on next week's programme, we'll refund your postage!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:33, Reply)

inappropriate mammaries

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:48, Reply)

Design the Queen Elizabeth Memorial
A final shortlist of designs for the national memorial to Queen Elizabeth II has been revealed by the government. We can do better than that!!! Give the girl the memorial she deserves!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)

inappropriate memorials

( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)

The Pope
Photoshop your favourite Pontiff into crazy situations
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 7:48, Reply)

Make a picture by typing "squirrels with tits" into ChatGPT

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Make a picture using art software on your computer.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:02, Reply)

A portrait Donald Trump would be proud of
Since Trump doesn't like his new portrait that only makes him look about 25 years younger, how about creating a portrait that he would like- something along the lines of the NFT trading cards he was selling a couple of years ago.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:33, 1 reply, 6 months ago)

bald celebrities

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 6 months ago)

Make everything fabulous.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:36, Reply)

Depeche Mode.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:46, Reply)