In the early days following my divorce, I dabbled in internet dating
I met some lovely ladies, some absolute horrors and a few truly stir-fried mentalists, such as:-
Hippy dippy earth-mother woman - spent 5 minutes standing behind my chair at dinner (where we'd decided to meet) waving her arms round my head 'cleansing my aura'.
Chakra woman. Claimed to be able to find out all about me by putting crystals on my hands and head.
Drunken shouty woman. Steaming drunk when I got to the pub and spent the twenty minutes I lasted in her company loudly bragging about her genital piercings to all and sundry.
But the worst was creepy stalker woman. Saw her a few times, went back to her place more than once but it wasn't to be - or so I thought. She called my work, after I told her I wasn't really interested in her, claiming she was pregnant. Then started to bombard my email account with increasingly bizzare and threatening emails saying what her and her 'cru' (sic) were going to do to me unless I met her again. I had to change my local as she kept turning up, change my email address and eventually my mobile number. She eventually stopped stalking me after about six months (when she found another victim).
On balance, I had more good times than bad when internet dating but it's not something I'd do again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:02, 4 replies)

did you take any of them to Twang Club?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:38, closed)

Unfortunately twang club hadn't been formed then

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:50, closed)

Careful here, the first rule of Twang Club is you don't quote shit films in order to look funny on the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:44, closed)

I thought it was "You shall have no other clubs than Twang Club".

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 6:35, closed)