This guy
Even after years of receiving his emails and reading his rants, I have no idea what he's on about. Something to do with a special banana diet, aliens, Jesus, more bananas, divorce and "Ungas".
As close as I can tell, his wife left him and he went a little bit doolally.
His manifesto is incredibly long, just scroll down to any random point and try to read for a while.
www.godandmothernatureswilldiet.com/longform_files/longform.html
( difficultchild, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 6:17, 6 replies)

He reminds me of a friend who rearranges the quatrains of Nostradamus
Because Nostradamus doesn't make much sense unless you rearrange the quatrains. Here, I think you have to rearrange the material too.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:14, closed)

The first important point seems to be to eat bananas with their peel on, combined with fart gas and piss steam
It's so obvious now, how could I possibly have missed that all these years?

You know, guys like this one, and the timecube guy, suffer because they are such crap writers. It strikes me, though, that it would only take one of these dribblingly insane cuckoo-foreheaded fruit-loops who happened also to be a skilled writer, and you could well have an explanation for how religions start...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:56, closed)

Makes perfect sense to me!
Thor and Thorasic. Thor is the God of Thunder (so like weather, like rain) and Thoracic surgery is surgery inside CHEST. Therefore the longer penis from grown on eating bananas with peel and 2 human gasses, WILL affect weather via INSIDE chest or near such.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:35, closed)

Well, since you put it like that...
... I'm sold!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:40, closed)

And this, children,
is what happens if you insert a powered swizzle stick into your brain via the nasal cavity and then press the 'on' switch.
Yes, it truly does scramble the ol' reasoning centres.

Does a diet of piss gas, farts and bananas send people that whappy, or did someone introduce moonlight to their heads via a cricket bat?
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:06, closed)

I reckon it's as reliable
a way of getting a bigger cock than any of the emails we get promising the same thing.

Cheaper too.
(username failed moderation, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:46, closed)