I refuse to meet anyone from the internet on the basis
that there are, in total, just 137 internet users in the entire world.

I am one of them, and I like me, but the other 136 are just fat, sweaty men in stained jogging bottoms and cheese greased chins with one hand on their flacid, pale, stinking cock and the other flicking between their multiple user accounts.

It's true, honest.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:57, 6 replies)

/talk is just one person.
Slithering around in their own vomit.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:01, closed)

Shut up baldmonkey.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:00, closed)

I hope your paying for access to my webcam feed.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:25, closed)

you make it sound so
hot. and not sordid or sad at all.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)

Methinks
Somebody's been on Chat Roulette a bit too long...
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:47, closed)

Mum, you said you weren't going to do this again.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:01, closed)