Vodka and Vaseline
He was my best friend's secret lesbian lover's boyfriend. We met over the internet because we got lumped into an IM conversation organising a party together and found we had a lot in common. We talked online for weeks, and discovered we lived practically in sight of each other's houses: score! So we drank together for most of our remaining teenage years, laughing at each other's failings with women and academia in a haze of cigarette smoke, and then out of nowhere he tried to forcefully bum me while I was sat on his bed playing Halo while shithoused.

And that's why I don't like Halo.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, 4 replies)

To be fair
surprise bumsex is the SOP for any Halo player.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:51, closed)

you're a gamer
it was bumsex or no sex
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:56, closed)

Did you get the MVP achievement?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, closed)

I clicked this
on the strength of the title alone.
Then I read it and I stand by my click.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:17, closed)