Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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Miniature petsNot like gerbils and other such tomfoolery, but miniaturised elephants, giraffes, hippos etc.
All easily attainable through selective breeding rather than have to go through all that genetic engineering malarky, safer too.
Also has the added bonus of preserving the genetic information of the species in case of extinction in the wild.
Longevity. No more upset kids when fluffy goes to the petshop in the sky, with your mini-jumbo it lasts as long as they do (barring accidents for either party).
Come on you heartless swines, lobby for miniature megafauna today, you know you want a mini elephant as much as I do.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 16:10, Reply)
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