Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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in a similar vein - The Python-a-mometerBe the envy of your friends and a friend to the earth. Finally, a python that you can shove up your bum to discern your core temperature. Watch out, here comes the science:
"Every good christian knows that pythons are cold blooded, and also that people like pushing snakes up their bums. These two facts have not been considered in tandem, UNTIL NOW."
Simply apply the snake anally - leave for as little as two days, and soon after that you'll have an accurate reading of your core body temperature.
Remember: The friskier the Python, the hotter you are.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 16:24, Reply)
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