And...
The replies. "Beautifully written" - not really, no. Most of these internet lies would be below par for the letters page in Razzle. "Made me spit coffee all over my screen" - if your threshold for humour is really that low, you must get through a lot of monitors. "Excellent as always" - more of the same boring pathetic lies.

The zenith - or nadir - of this self-congratulating mutual wankery was the Legless post that he got so upset about when it was taken away from the Best Of page. Christ almighty, that was nauseating.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:50, 2 replies)

Indeed
What made me giggle was the statement that it was Legless's posts that inspired the subject to join and 'contribute'. Explains a hell of a lot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 14:15, closed)

yes
spectacularly childish, that - quite marvellously overblown and self-indulgent. '...could you explain to me, and the people who voted for me...' - I think he mistook the 'best of' column for a presidential election, or something else that has some degree of actual relevence.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)

Yup
It's okay guys, I've received a reply from Rob that I can accept. It explains everything, and my toys are safely back in the perambulator. I am a barometer and litmus test of B3ta standards and, of course, by dint of my longstanding tenure as a contributor and teller of tall tales (that occasionally make me sound like a boring fuck that sexually assaults female students) I am an unofficial mod.

Cheers!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)

Cynic :P

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, closed)