Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear B3tansI hope that no one wins this QOTW.
Because all your letters have now been read.
Which kinda disqualifies you.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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HahahaBut I think perhaps the intention is that the addressee will never read it, not that no-one will read it.
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Yeah, I know......but that would have ruined my joke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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Ah, see I'm too pedantic for my own goodOr at least the good of humour. I apologise. :P
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I'd just like to say that this week has been OUTSTANDING for Fail.I would add 'well done', but that seems to rather undermine my point.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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"Pip pip"?(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:34, closed)
Not ALL of them, because I haven't read this one!Oh, wait...
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I'd say that the use of the word "they" in the title strongly implies the person the letter is addressed toAnd as such, if they will never read it, they haven't failed at all - never mind who else reads it.
/humourless blog
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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yeah, i knowbut that would have ruined my joke.
(I may have to repeat this a few times)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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Wait, you mean there was a joke?:P
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Wait, you mean there was an ish?(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:44, closed)
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