Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Cut-out-and-keep sample answer
Choose from the following;
1. Sexual misadventure
"I told ....... that I shagged his Mum. He thinks I was joking, but I TOTALLY DID"
2. Patently ludicrous claims
"Yeah so when I said I'd chased down Hitler and Bono and deftly pinned them against the Great Wall of China using the bonnet of my Honda Accord then kicked their faces off I was totally lying. It wasn't MY Honda Accord I TOTALLY STOLE IT"
3. Tortured sci-fi parable
"Yeah those TOTALLY WERE the droids he was looking for!"
Can we go home now?
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, 9 replies)
Choose from the following;
1. Sexual misadventure
"I told ....... that I shagged his Mum. He thinks I was joking, but I TOTALLY DID"
2. Patently ludicrous claims
"Yeah so when I said I'd chased down Hitler and Bono and deftly pinned them against the Great Wall of China using the bonnet of my Honda Accord then kicked their faces off I was totally lying. It wasn't MY Honda Accord I TOTALLY STOLE IT"
3. Tortured sci-fi parable
"Yeah those TOTALLY WERE the droids he was looking for!"
Can we go home now?
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, 9 replies)
Needs more dogs.
I don't, though - I've already got one, and one's enough!
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37, closed)
I don't, though - I've already got one, and one's enough!
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37, closed)
you want to take me home with you?
well i am flattered but i ahrdly think i'm dressed to meet your mother
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12, closed)
well i am flattered but i ahrdly think i'm dressed to meet your mother
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12, closed)
as long as your nekkid i dont think it matters
his mum is so into nekkid that behind her cup of tea she is in fact waiting for him to finishe so she can put the cup down
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:05, closed)
his mum is so into nekkid that behind her cup of tea she is in fact waiting for him to finishe so she can put the cup down
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:05, closed)
please, feel free to fuck right off at any point that suits.
hint: try now.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 6:35, closed)
hint: try now.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 6:35, closed)
How do you know about that?!
I had everyone involved in the surgery "disappeared"...
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:44, closed)
I had everyone involved in the surgery "disappeared"...
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:44, closed)
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