The secret to a happy kitchen
1) Fit two dishwashers in your kitchen.
2) Possess exactly the correct amount of crockery to fill one of them.
3) When eating, take a clean plate out, use it, then place it dirty in the other machine.
4) When that machine is full, and the other is empty, run the dirty machine and start moving things back to the first machine as they are used.

You never have to empty a dishwasher, or move things from the machine to a cupboard.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:28, 3 replies)

Why would I restrict myself to such a small amount of crockery?

( Peej, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:35, closed)

This sounds
vaguely familiar...
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:34, closed)

Are you asking me to do the maid's job?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 May 2015, 22:29, closed)