Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Upon deploying to Iraq in 2005/06,members of the Welsh Guards may have been wondering why an awful lot of the children in Basra were shouting "hello sheepshagger!" at them during patrols.
This may have had something to do with Guardsmen from the Scots Guards, who immediately preceded the Taffs on TELIC, and who spent the last week or two of their own deployment teaching the phrase to every Basrawi child they came across.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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alright, bustedHeard this from a mate.
Do you do anything else during the day?
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Yeah we all do thatbut what do you do for work??
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He works for a crappy little consulting engineering company. He's the geek who sits in his cubicle, mumbling to himself about algorithms, sneering at his co-workers who haven't memorized the logarithmic tables and who need to use calculators. He's the grind that they assign the problems to that are too boring for the others to deal with, knowing that he'll just keep poking at it until it's done, then crow about it. He plods along, blissfully unaware that his colleagues and business associates chuckle behind his pale, flabby back and refer to him as Fluffer.
And he gets paid.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:38,
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My brother is a pilot in the forceshe spent some time on exercises in Kenya. When they left, some of the locals presented them with tee-shirts, to commemorate their time over there, and celebrate the friendly relations between the two cultures.
It turned out some time later, when someone actually translated the swahili on the shirts, that it said something to the effect of 'The British army like to interfere sexually with goats'.
Which was nice.
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All the best storiesend with the deaths of small children, at the hands of angry Welshmen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:00,
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