When I were a lad
I lived near the edge of a village just where a largely-ignored 40 limit went down to 30. People generally paid little mind. Then, one day, they put quite a vicious little speed bump in a few yards from my bedroom window. Almost immediately somebody careened into it at full whack, with a satifyingly loud CRUNCH and the loss of most of their after-market front bumper.

Sadly for The Chav, it only learns from personal experience and that speed hump proceeded to chomp its way systematically through every Saxo in town until they'd all figured out that trimming their speed might be an option.

Literally couldn't sleep for two weeks, largely from laughter.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:08, 1 reply)

This is lovely.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:14, closed)