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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
Dogs need fingering to keep them loyal
This may have been made up by a MOD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:01,
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And they can't look up so they can never recognise you in an identity parade.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:03,
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They recognise the smell of your knees.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:16,
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