My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My Uncle is Dutch..... I stayed at his place one school holiday when satellite TV was still in its infancy.
"Watch what you like" he laughed as he left the house to go and take drugs in a corner café with naked girls who inserted bananas into their vulvas.
So the first channel I switched on presented me with what looked like a close up of a Mars bar with all the chocolate picked off..
How strange, I thought, especially as this scene was accompanied by lots of straining and grunting noises...
It was only when the Mars bar seemed to fall out of whatever was suspending it in space,and the camera panned out that I realised it was a rather large turd that I had been looking at, hanging out of the arse of a German man, and he had just deposited it into the mouth of a, supposedly, German woman, who seemed quite pleased to find it there.
Other channels were showing Hogtying, Rimming, Felching and Golden Showers.
My Uncle returned in the afternoon to find me enjoying the Matinée film "Roy's Nut Hang, (Extreme Male Genital Torture)", which as I remember was a real tear jerker.
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