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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I've been in a car (a fucked Opel ascona for shit 1980s car nerds) during a high speed blow out
I say high speed ... we were on the long slope of the A6 past Kendal where teenagers used to go to die. I doubt we even touched 100 before it asploded.

I wish it had been as exciting as billy bullshit's fantasy version.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:26, 2 replies)
are you certain that aliens did not abduct at the exact moment of the blowout?

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:33, closed)
Did you pass out like a nancy in full view of the fuzz?

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:49, closed)
nah ... we were all too wrecked on cider and dexys

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:05, closed)
My mum liked Dexys
Come on Eileen dhafsdiofsdsdiohsdifdidaidaidiovdionsdioiovvsdio
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 21:29, closed)
most of the dexys we got came from people's mums
docs used to hand them out to housewives like sweets in the 70s and 80s
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:24, closed)
that and Tenuate Dospan - she is a fatty.

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:06, closed)

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